Movie 43 (2013)
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"Why am i here?" |
Movie 43 begins
with, at least in the UK, a prank gone horribly wrong. You’d kind of hope
that’s why the film primarily exists: a sort of malicious attack on a producer
or film company for not allowing the creators to green light the actual film or
maybe on the audiences of Western civilization. “Movie 43”, which began life as
passion project by Peter Farrelly nearly four years ago, also ends with the end
of civilization as we know it. Is it a critique on Mass consumerist culture: a
type of Marxist declaration that we have become over run with technology and
lost in touch with the world around us? By the time first act appears-in which
three teenage boys try to find the banned film “Movie 43”- if that’s your
thought then your giving the film more effort than it deserves.
A collection of 11
shorts strung along to a shoe string plot, the film begins with two friends
creating a Youtube video in which the teens try to throw a dart board onto a
dart while the dart is lodged in the others mouth. Youtube is the films
greatest influence-comedy made on tight budget, usually shot in one location. It’s
adherence to this makes it seem more suited to subject in question, either by
being broadcast as a event on Youtube or creating a site in same vein as Will
Ferrell’s Funny or Die. Even the main
audience it aims to attract solely seem to spend all their time on the
internet.
As they continue
through cracking firewalls and government encryptions, they find what are
intended to be a deadly and life changing array of films. Kate Winslet ends up
on a date with a disfigured Hugh Jackman, who has testicles attached to his
chin. Halle Berry makes Guacamole with her inflated breasts, while Stephen
merchant has an ejaculating Penis tattooed to his cheek. An array of stars
including Elizabeth Banks, Richard Gere, Emma Stone, Terrance Howard, Chloe
Moretz, Jonny Knoxville and Sean William Scott embarrass, humiliate and befoul
themselves and, in part, there careers. It all adds up to 11 shorts with no punch
line, a series of shorts that embarrassingly try to show what they believe to
be edgy, shocking or even funny.
First off Movie 43
lies straight into the eyes of its audience. It barely even can be considered a
film with it’s thin, on the surface plot; it’s more a matter of convenience
that it is allowed into cinemas. It more honestly resembles 11 bad ideas that
didn’t make it onto Saturday Night Live for that simple reason: they’re bad.
Then why, if even the brainless duo behind Meet the Spartans and Vampire Sucks
could work out how bad the script was, did so many decide to star in 11
debased, career damaging shorts? To blow of some steam? To exercise their funny
bone?
Supposedly the
reason lies with Farrlley and his partner Charlie Wessler. Jackman (who
recorded his segment nearly four years ago) signed onto the project after he
and Wessler met at a wedding. Studios became interested and so did other stars
before you knew it Movie 43 didn’t seem like such a bad project to be apart of.
Some had more sense, such as George Clooney telling the duo “No fucking way” and
from the start Richard Gere tried to escape, but the production just moved to
fit his schedule. Peter Farrely has even elaborated on this stating that "They
clearly wanted out! But we wouldn’t let them”. A passion project turned
passionless by the stars who, all the time, knew better.
The only plus side
is that audiences have seemed to feel the same, with the film disappointing at
the box office. However, none of this matters to studios when your film only
cost around $6 million. It’s a safe investment for studios and within a few
months will easily make its money back. So far audiences have clearly stayed
away, with the film making a meager $4 million dollars at opening weekend in
America. It’s a sign that maybe the creators, some of whom we have to thank for
minor comedy classics, will take note that we have simply moved on.
The last thing to
note is that there is one amusing story that looked like it had some thought
put into it. A short called Machine Kids played out as a faux commercial for
the prevention of cruelty against children who live in Machines. Lasting at
only 1 minute in length, it’s the only highlight in a film that still finds the
idea of defecation funny. It is also the only part that resembles a
conventional narrative, meaning that it has a beginning, middle and end. It’s
even able to squeeze in a punch line by the end. No one said comedy was easy but no one said
you should forget every rule in which your genre was built on. So here’s a film which understands little of
the principles of what makes it genre work, a film inhabited by actors who knew
better from the very beginning and, thankfully, not being seen by audiences who
have already taken the hint.